Sunday, April 7, 2013

Evil Dead (2013) review





EVIL DEAD 2013

Jane Levy (Mia), Shiloh Fernandez (David), Lou Taylor Pucci (Eric), Jessica Lucas (Olivia), Elizabeth Blackmore (Natalie)


Directed by Fede Alvarez

The Short Version: The new EVIL DEAD can be summed up in four words -- Piss, Puke, Pus and Plasma. The photographic gymnastics and gore of Raimi's classic are paid gruesome tribute, but the scares are few and far between in the new version. Curiously, these Evil Dead do not possess the macabre countenance that made the original demons so memorable. The newer Deadites look like little more than zombies who occasionally indulge in as much self-mutilation to their own bodies as those trying to escape them do. Aside from a few quibbles and a drastic left field turn during the conclusion, Fede Alvarez has ultimately summoned a daring demon of a remake that pays a great deal of homage to its source, and takes some big chances in the process.



Five friends converge on an isolated cabin in the woods to help one of their circle cope with recovering from a drug addiction. They discover some bizarre artifacts in the basement including a book wrapped in barbed wire. Upon opening the grisly volume, one member of the group unleashes an evil onto the world after reading incantations found within its bloody pages. 

The original EVIL DEAD is among a small contingent of devoutly worshiped horror pictures whose fans are as dedicated to it as the Deadites are to swallowing your soul. As with other remakes initially deemed unnecessary like DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004) and THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003), there was a lot riding on how well received this particular do-over would be. First time director Fede Alvarez won original director Raimi's approval, and for the most part channels much of what made the first film so special.

By that I mean two things -- the gore and the ambiance. Both of those exceed the first film mostly in that the original was a "Do It Yourself" kit in moviemaking while the new one had everything all planned out -- such as a budget that would cover over two dozen old-style horror pictures of a similar vintage.



The gore goes far beyond the porn level of "money shot" with all sorts of viscous fluids ejaculating in an orgiastic miasma of plasmic ecstasy once the halfway point is reached. It's really quite staggering, and also in that most of it appears to have been accomplished through practical means as opposed to all that computer generated nonsense folks seem so enamored by these days.

Scenes of gore have been enjoying a similar, if arguably bigger renaissance today than their legion that splattered across silver screens back in the 1980s. And like that decade, the sight of a severed head here, a dismembered limb there, it's all become a bit monotonous and mundane all over again. For the EVIL DEAD movies, you can't have them without the gore. It's the life's blood of the films, and Alvarez and his crew have served up a sanguinary spectacle of the highest order. Curiously, the Deadites do almost as much damage to themselves as their intended victims do while trying to escape them. Also, the human characters seem all to eager to sever their own limbs at times, which is both cartoonish and disgusting all at the same time.



The other thing EVIL DEAD 2013 does extremely well is its atmosphere. When the film isn't soaked in blood and puke, it's saturated in a dense, muddy aura replete with the thickest fog you've ever seen. It's easily the most Gothic horror film in decades to not take place in a period setting, or to have 'A Hammer Films Production' appear during the opening credits. The cabin itself looks so destitute and bereft of life, it should in all probability be condemned.

There are also two things about the new picture that aren't entirely successful, at least in this reviewers eyes -- the Deadites and a massive alteration that occurs during the last reel.



The demonic denizens of hell that gorge themselves on the souls of humans were infinitely more terrifying in the original film. They had white-scorched eyeballs, gutteral drawls and the creepiest grins of Kandarian demon origin. In the new film, they look like your standard zombie with a brightly colored ocular highlight. The hellish voice of the demons is oddly restrained compared with Raimi's interpretation.

The dialog they utter is also very different from the original ED movies. For the newer version, we get leftover scraps of speech that would sound more at home in any of the dubbed imports that cloned THE EXORCIST (1973) during the 1970s. The new Deadites just aren't scary, and when they say things like, "Come down here so I can suck your fucking cock", it doesn't instill anything resembling fear.

The 'Rape by the Forest' sequence also doesn't quite resonate the same way it did the first time around. Possibly if you're not familiar with the '81 original, it may yield more power, but otherwise, the feeling that the forest has come alive to possess its first victim is not realized to its full potential.

The other questionable part of ED 2013 is what occurs during the last 15 to 20 minutes. It's always a gamble when you do a remake of something as iconic and revered as the original EVIL DEAD. The gamble comes in how close, or how far you cater to what made the original so memorable in the first place. Director Alvarez is largely successful in homaging and tinkering with details to suit his vision. But what transpires at the end will in no way be recognizable to any fan of the series. All I will say is this -- While this new film has no actual character named Ash, we do have what amounts to an "Ash-ley".

Also, the filmmakers give us their translation of the "thing in the woods". In EVIL DEAD 2, it turned out to be an evil, giant rotten apple creature. For this version, it's something entirely different that may leave some viewers scratching their heads. How you perceive this finale is entirely subjective and will possibly play a large part in whether you love, or hate this movie.

The script (co-written by Alvarez) writes a few interesting characters, and leaves others as paper thin as a page from the Necronomicon itself. They wisely wrangle some interesting expository means of questioning their increasingly deadly plight as something non-supernatural; this adds leverage to the few characters of interest.



The one performer that comes off the best is Jane Levy as Mia. She delivers the strongest performance of the entire group -- especially after her forced entry, forestal rape. The scene between her and her brother David (Fernandez) in the bedroom wrings an incredible amount of tension prior to her full blown possession -- and no, there is no pencil through the ankle shock moment preceding her change. Her character is the crux of the plot, and the reason these five young adults have gathered at this dilapidated, and very isolated cabin in the woods.



A nasty opening prologue sets the new tale in motion where the tape recorder in the old version audibly informed us of what was going to transpire; not to mention raising the dead all at the same time. Instead of building up to that moment, the new film gives us a visceral sequence to satiate impatient viewers who need something to keep them from fidgeting in their seats till all hell breaks loose about 35-40 minutes in. This prologue visualizes (as so many new films often do) essentially what we heard on the tape recorder in the original movie.

Regarding the resurrection of the evil demonic dead, in the first film it was the discovery of the Necronomicon and Professor Knowby's recital of those few words. That sequence had a good amount of build up and terror. The revival of the grateful, soul-hungry dead hasn't the same resonance in this new rendition. Instead of a tape recorder, a guy who looks like Jesus removes the "crown of thorns" wrapped around the book and merely recites those four magical words -- "Kunda, Strata, Mantusse, Kanda". Ironically enough, this character (named Eric) is sitting at a table with a picture of Jesus holding his 10 Commandments on the wall to his right.

There are other minor details, slight alterations and additions, but these listed are the ones that stood out the most to me. The score by Roque Banos is worth mentioning, too. It's occasionally organic, rarely mimicking the original films soundtrack, and mostly stands on its own. 

When it's all said and done, Fede Alvarez's vision of the EVIL DEAD is its own monster. It will likely be better appreciated by those who haven't seen the original. No doubt a vast number of devoted deadite worshipers will enjoy it, too. Its gimmick of gore will be an easy sale, and I'd wager an arm and a leg and a chainsaw that more souls will be swallowed in a future installment. Be sure to stick around for a post credits short scene that alludes to something "groovy".


Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Planet of Dinosaurs (1978) review


 

PLANET OF DINOSAURS 1978

James Whitworth (Jim), Charlotte Speer (Charlotte), Louie Lawless (Captain Norsythe), Pamela Bottaro (Nyla), Michael Thayer (Mike), Chuck Pennington (Chuck), Derna Wylde (Derna Lee), Harvey Shain (Harvey)

Directed by James K. Shea

The Short Version: This minor cult item was once a mainstay of Saturday Afternoon local airings; and seen by many monster kids growing up in the 80s. The impressive, and plentiful stop motion animated effects work are the main attraction here in this tribute to the accomplished work of Ray Harryhausen. Aside from the creatures, it's populated by lots of disposable characters that serve no other purpose than to end up as dino food. Recommended for nostalgia lovers and those who can appreciate low budget movies from a time period where even overly bad, "made from scratch" films had an air of child-like wonder about them.



A group of space explorers crash land on an unknown planet with a similar atmosphere to Earth. The stranded Futurians soon discover the land is populated by dinosaurs and other giant creatures.



James K. Shea's sole directorial effort is one that doesn't generally receive much in the way of positive notice. While it's glaringly apparent it's not the most polished movie of its type, it's easily one of the most ambitious in technical terms. Shea and his crew were obviously very passionate about this project, even going so far as to pour the bulk of the minimal budget into the numerous stop motion effects shots. The dinosaur sequences are so good, in fact, that a later film, GALAXY OF DINOSAURS, borrowed much of PLANET's creature footage.



The devotion and respect for famous animator Ray Harryhausen is noticeable not just in the animation by Doug (THE TERMINATOR, ALIENS, EVIL DEAD 2) Beswick, but in a few key scenes. The opening crash in the lake is an homage to the near identical shot in 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH (1957). Harryhausen's fabled Rhedosaurus also puts in a cameo appearance during the finale where it briefly tangles with the Tyrannosaur. Another well respected animator, Jim Danforth, also worked on the movie as a matte artist as well as animating at least one sequence.



PLANET OF DINOSAURS is the sort of movie you enjoy as a kid, but upon getting older, you recognize its deficiencies, yet still maintain appreciation for what made you love it as a kid in the first place. It's basically a 70s version of countless, and lifeless SyFy Channel drivel; but instead of bland confrontations with CGI critters, it's stop motion dinosaurs devouring a bland cast. It may also dredge up memories of the popular LAND OF THE LOST (1974-1977) television series, which also used stop motion creatures during its three season run.




Speaking of which, this movie lives and breathes by its stop motion dinosaurs (including an Allosaurus, Compsognathus, Styracosaurus, and the all important Tyrannosaurus Rex). Neither the performances nor the flimsy plot leave much of a mark when put up against the numerous monster sequences. According to the DVD commentary, there were some additional scenes shot afterward to beef up the exposition. With bland acting across the board, no amount of characterization is going to make these individuals appealing outside of the audience anxiously waiting for them to meet their fate.



And waiting for the actors to get eaten one by one is just what you'll be doing with this one. The plot, such as it were, consists of our group of spacemen and women trekking across California locations like Hansen Dam and Vasquez Rocks where episodes of the original STAR TREK were shot. You may recognize some rocks and mountain terrain from the likes of 'Arena' and 'Friday's Child' in between (the thankfully frequent) dinosaur attacks. Interestingly enough, there are some who die you don't necessarily expect to get eaten. The film is also surprisingly bloody in places for what is ostensibly a kids movie.



James Whitworth is the only major name among the cast, at least among cult film fanatics. Most likely remembered best for his maniacal Papa Jupiter role in Craven's THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977), Whitworth had a steady stream of trash film roles throughout the 1970s. Some of these were BLACK ANGELS (1970), SWEET SUGAR (1972), TERMINAL ISLAND (1973) and briefly in THE CANDY SNATCHERS (1974).

He does fine as Jim evoking some sort of futuristic Grizzly Adams who butts heads with the annoying Captain Norsythe (Louie Lawless); whom you'll expect to be scooped up into the maw of any number of carnivorous dinosaurs populating the picture. Both men have that old Ben and Harry argument from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968). But instead of deciding whether to stay upstairs or lock themselves in the basement, Jim and Norsythe argue whether they should hunt the dinosaurs or stay neutral and build a stockade.




The only other recognizable face is Michael Thayer (here sporting a bushy porn 'stach) whom trash fanatics will recognize as Ilsa's love interest in ILSA, HAREM KEEPER OF THE OIK SHEIKS (1976). He gets paired up with another lovely lady, the curvaceous Derna Wylde who doesn't seem to have gotten much work since. According to the DVD commentary, Thayer ended up in the Philippines where he had a stable career.

It's also worth mentioning that the filmmakers were cognizant of the cheesecake and beefcake factor populating their movie. Some of the cast are built well, and very photogenic. The girls get the beefy Chuck Pennington and Thayer, and us guys get Mary Appleseth and Derna Wylde among the four attractive women in the cast. Particular note should go to Mary Appleseth. She's barely in the film at all, but she's the only one who strips down to her bikini only to be eaten by an aquatic creature as soon as she hits the water. She utters her lines with all the conviction of a turtle, but she is very easy on the eyes and shame on Shea for killing her off so quickly.

The soundtrack by Kelly Lammers and John O'Verlin wallows in synthesizer orchestrations, and is mostly unremarkable save for the ominous, otherworldly opening theme. 

Bill Malone (William Malone), the director of SCARED TO DEATH (1981) and the underrated CREATURE (1985) is listed as the "Special Props" person

The films poster design features some striking, Flash Gordon styled artwork that is pretty accurate in the context of what transpires onscreen, and the look of the actors.



The film ends on an uncharacteristically high note where most futuristic pictures were concerned. During the last few minutes, our inter-galactic "cavemen and cavewomen" (now wearing the most modern in prehistoric wear) have essentially started over again in what amounts to a crude, if ambitious new beginning -- but with dinosaurs as neighbors.



Had the acting been better, we'd of had a much more significant piece of science fiction to discuss. As it is, PLANET OF DINOSAURS isn't quite as bad as its reputation suggests, but will likely find its best audience with those who remember it fondly from their younger days.

This review is representative of the Retromedia DVD.


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