Sunday, March 9, 2014

The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years (1988) review


 


THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART II: THE METAL YEARS 1988

Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Lemmy, Ozzy Osbourne, Bret Michaels, Bobby Dall, Rikki Rockett, C.C. DeVille, Faster Pussycat, Lizzy Borden, London, Odin, Seduce, Megadeth, and more

Directed by Penelope Spheeris

The Short Version: The filmmaker behind the first DECLINE in 1981, THE BOYS NEXT DOOR (1985) and WAYNE'S WORLD (1992) turned her attention towards the 80s headbanger scene in this one-sided metal rockumentary that's equal parts fascinating and funny with a lot of girls, girls, girls, and a dab of fakery thrown in to get the point across. Through numerous interviews and stage show excerpts, various rockers -- young hopefuls and those already financially established -- discuss the wild world that was the heavy metal way of life in 1988 before it careened off a cliff by the early 1990s. Hair today, gone tomorrow.

"A lot of performers from the 80s haven't fared very well -- that's obvious from watching THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION II: THE METAL YEARS. Where are all those people now? That film probably killed their careers -- it made everyone who liked heavy metal look like morons." -- Lemmy in his autobiography, 'White Line Fever', page 210. 



Penelope Spheeris interviews a myriad number of heavy metal hair bands about their success and what it's like to be a rock star. Also interviewed are many struggling musicians and young hopefuls who want to find fame, fortune, and that all important record deal amidst LA's crowded metal scene in the late 1980s.


Filmed from August 1987 to February 1988, director Spheeris probes into the lives of heavy metal bands in a series of candid interviews mixed with footage of the band members doing their thing and occasionally humiliating themselves while dressed in loud clothes, leather and lots of Aqua Net. A scant few escape with their dignity intact, but mostly these guys (and girls) are just having 'Nothin' But a Good Time'. The picture doesn't exactly paint these rockers in the best light; and for some, that's not too difficult. It does feel like a one-sided approach is being taken, but Spheeris does ask some pertinent, to-the-point questions that beget very interesting answers ("What if you don't make it as a rock star?", "Are you afraid of getting AIDS?"). Some of the interviewees do come off more serious than others, but the level of shallowness seen in many of the participants is deeper than the average kiddie pool. 

"I don't wanna work till I'm 60 and die poor at 70... and have a fat wife bitchin' at me, and 30 kids... I wanna do my own thing."


The struggling musicians, oblivious about what their future might hold, and careless about being bums and moochers till they find success (and many never did), come off the worst. In their minds wealth is assured, despite a high probability they will never attain it. Even with a high quotient of ridiculous words falling out of their mouths, these bits end up as the most intriguing. The doc does get across that some of these musicians work for a living and do their music on the side, but the bulk of them don't work, or never had a job, and live off whatever woman will take them in. This is possibly the most disappointing thing about this movie -- a greater understanding of the heavy/hair/party metal culture is lacking. It's a 'Greatest Hits' package of peripheral musings that focus more attention on the popular, negative staples associated with this style of music. Long hair had always been attributed with rebellion, and during this time the corruption of the youth via heavy metal (and Satan!) were popular targets on the societal dartboard.

"Disobedient boys... that's what we are."



The notion that heavy metal is THE factor to these kids dropping out of school, or never getting a job, doing drugs, excessive partying, promiscuity, etc is how the topic is periodically covered. We get nothing about the backgrounds of some of these people; but if we did, the message that 'The Metal Years' is key to our civilizations decline would be undermined. Spheeris claims to be a fan of the genre, but her movie distorts some things in order to get her point across. Not every rock star is a moron, or turned to drugs. Some of those who didn't are featured here, as well as those who got clean; but that aspect of their professional lives is glossed over. For example both Steven Tyler ("I musta' snorted up all of Peru") and Joe Perry are as proud of being clean from alcohol and drugs as they are of their sexual prowess -- the latter of which gets more discussion. Both Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley avoided the allure of drugs to stay the course of achieving their goals of becoming a successful band; and this is merely hinted at in their segments.



Personal responsibility is conspicuous in its absence among the bulk of the interviewees; although the way some of the wannabe's present themselves, it's difficult to feel sympathy for them. Moreover, it's much more entertaining to highlight people making fools of themselves; and that's in abundance in DECLINE II, which could be viewed as an inadvertent sequel to THIS IS SPINAL TAP (1984). Like sex, sensationalism sells, and Spheeris's movie turns that up to eleven.




The bits with the established rockers doesn't come off much better. At the time, they didn't seem to care, really. Not surprisingly, a number of those interviewed weren't too fond of the finished product. Some were embarrassed by their participation, while others claimed their remarks were taken out of context to make them look stupid. Some were pleased with how it all turned out. Apparently the films premiere was as much a circus as what ended up onscreen. The bulk of the doc is built around the rebellious young hopefuls; and no doubt they were hopeful this film would get them discovered. In the case of most of the lower tiered bands showcased, success eluded them in the long run. Bands, or band members seen here include Aerosmith (Tyler and Perry), KISS (Simmons and Stanley), Motorhead (Lemmy), Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Poison, Megadeth, W.A.S.P., Faster Pussycat, Vixen, Tuff, Lizzy Borden, Odin, London ("We are not role models for your life!") and Seduce.

"It's the theatrical effect, I guess it's cool. It's when they wear [makeup] off-stage and try and pat you on the ass that worries me.... sometimes it worries me."



The focus of DECLINE II is on the hair metal bands so naturally the concept of guys making themselves up like girls is covered; what they think about it, and what women think about it. The inescapable topic of drugs is regularly discussed, while those who never did them, or are now clean are minimized. Uncouth behavior is the order of the day; some of it good-natured. The so-called satanic ramifications associated with metal is trotted out via Darlyne Pettinicchio's "demetaling" program; and it's a hoot, too. Those easily offended will find much to disturb them with all the perceived degradation of women. Nevermind that rap took this T&A torch and ran with it when metal lost its touch. The famous LA Cathouse Club is in there, and this is where Spheeris's documentary reveals where its interests lie. 

"It's kind of a rule that chicks don't get in the house unless they have a sack of groceries with'em, you know."


The looming air of sexism in the genre is unavoidable, but the director focuses a lot of attention on it. Bill Gazzarri's famous nightclub gets two segments; actually the same segment, but cut in two in case you forgot about the women shaking their ass for the camera the first time around. Gazzarri had been a well known club owner since the late 60s, and by the late 80s, he'd turned himself into a heavy metal Hugh Hefner with his gaggle of girls who, if this film is anything to go by, had as much air in their head as silicone in their chest. 

"Guys in the metal scene are fun. You can take advantage of them just as the guys can take advantage of the girls in the metal scene..."



Granted, Spheeris includes some female rockers who are just as self-serving, sex-hungry, fame-obsessed as the guys. The men and women were clearly using each other to get whatever it was they wanted during this time period. Regardless of your opinion on the whole hair metal/glam rock scene, it was one long party that, when it was over in the early 90s, was replaced by this depressing, grating sound that was grunge. Regarding grunge, a number of critics, and some of the musicians interviewed here, feel this documentary was key in the death of metal as a mainstream force. 

"Well, that's not really Ozzy's house. And I faked the orange-juice spill. So there's two broken bubbles." -- Penelope Spheeris, A.V. Club interview, March 10th, 1999 




The way the interviews are arranged is awkward to say the least. Spheeris claimed the interview locations were left up to the subjects -- so Gene Simmons chose a lingerie shop; Paul Stanley favored being filmed draped by three lingerie models on a bed; Lemmy is in some isolated location; and Ozzy is supposed to be in his home. In his autobiography, Lemmy had no say in how he was filmed and found the filmmakers methods aggravating and stupid. Needless to say, he wasn't a fan of the film. Some criticized the blatant chauvinism of the KISS bits despite the whole metal movement being about excess; so that Simmons and Stanley would be featured in their natural habitat makes perfect sense. Nearly their entire discography is nothing but songs about partying and fucking, so what would you expect? Mind you, the one with Ozzy in "his kitchen" was revealed by Spheeris herself to be staged (for instance, the bit where he pours orange juice everywhere but in a glass) some ten years after the docs release.

"I couldn't believe the amount of horseshit in that film. It seems that all anyone talked about was partying and getting laid. What about being in a band and playing music?" -- Ozzy Osbourne in a Guitar World Magazine interview from June, 1990.



The one segment that always seems to get the most discussion is the interview with W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes. The setting is in his pool -- drunk. His mother is seen sitting in a chair poolside while the heavily inebriated Holmes downs a few bottles of vodka and says things most folks would never say in front of their mothers, much less get drunk in their presence. While neither Spheeris, nor Holmes have ever commented on this segments validity, it has been stated by multiple sources that Holmes, while evidently drunk, was actually downing water that had been filled up in the vodka bottles. Anyone who can expeditiously chug half a bottle of vodka in one go and immediately answer questions without missing a beat couldn't possibly be human. This part of the film is compelling, but knowing bits of the documentary are fixed, or staged not only lessens the impact, but makes one wonder what else has been rigged. It wasn't the first time a documentary fabricated situations to get a point across, and it wasn't the last. 

"I'd rather get rich playing music than get rich doing plumbing."



THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION II works best as a time capsule of a bygone era that is fondly remembered by some, and a source of embarrassment by others. Many of the hair metal bands are still around, and occasionally crop up on summer tours playing for crowds big and small. For the most part, the bands featured in this film are still where they were when they were interviewed for this film. For some, that was continued success, and for others, it was nowhere. 

In addition to a number of movies including THE BOYS NEXT DOOR (1985) and WAYNE'S WORLD (1992), director Penelope Spheeris made this series a trilogy with THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION III in 1998.



The Metal Years may be past, but heavy metal continues to be a viable market overseas in Europe and Japan while maintaining a cult appreciation stateside. Who knows if, or when its time will ever come around again. We can all snicker at many of the individuals here and their delusions of grandeur, as well as some of the phenomenally silly, empty-headed things they say; but behind all that nonsense, the one positive thing to come out of this is that the bands, whether they made it or not, believed they could, and gave what they had in an overwhelmingly crowded, competitive industry of big dreams, and most importantly, big hair.


Thursday, March 6, 2014

Cool Ass Comedies: The Gong Show Movie (1980) review



THE GONG SHOW MOVIE 1980

Chuck Barris (Chuck Barris), Robin Altman (Robin "Red" Altman), James B. Douglas (Buddy Didlo), Mabel King (Mabel), Murray Langston (The Unknown Comic), Vincent Shiavelli (Mario Romani), Rip Taylor (Restaurant Maitre D'), Jamie Farr (herself), Jaye P. Morgan (herself), Della Barris (herself), Gene Patton (Gene Gene the Dancing Machine), The Bait Brothers (themselves), Rosey Grier (himself), Danny DeVito (himself), Tony Randall (himself), Phil Hartman (man in airport), Kitten Natividad (herself), and MORE STUFF!

Directed by Chuck Barris

The Short Version: Chuck Barris co-writes, directs, stars and sings in this pseudo-documentary style comedy misfire logging what it's like to be Chuck Barris, creator of one of the most controversial and successful game shows, the talent(less) game show contest, THE GONG SHOW. Barris tries to be serious at times, but his GONG-a-maniacs keep getting in the way. The jokes come fast and furious, but mostly crash and burn -- much like the actual GONG SHOW itself. Lots of good-natured sleaze and familiar faces are seen in archival material. Barris's hat collection co-stars.

***WARNING! This review contains nudity, trashy imagery and MORE STUFF!***

"I never considered taste or intelligence in my shows. My thrust was always entertaining the lowest common denominator." -- Chuck Barris, People Magazine, June 2nd, 1980 



Chuck Barris tries to maintain his sanity and private life between keeping The Gong Show afloat and dealing with a tidal wave of nutty acts, gonged, disgruntled contestants, and an eccentric, omnipresent network executive who likes to say, "pardon the expression"



"You know, I watch that stupid show of yours every day before I go to work. First I put on the coffee, then I put on my TV, and then I watch your stupid show. That is the dumbest thing."





Watching THE GONG SHOW MOVIE (1980) is much like watching The Gong Show itself; or a ninety minute version of it with all the profanity and trash elements left in. It's basically one long running gag as we follow Barris around and every weirdo desperate for stardom follows him around to. Virtually everywhere he goes passersby and public workers instantly break out in some (often) horrific act in the hope they'll get a spot on his game show. He can't get no satisfaction, no lunch, and no respect. The man can't even take vacation in the Moroccan desert without some schmuck bringing an entire entourage to perform in front of him.



"You've been working on that loony bin show for so long, it's driving you crazy, and you don't even know it!"




When it's not depicting THE GONG SHOW as the professional wrestling of the game show world, Barris's movie acts as an autobiographical representation of his troubled TV show, and Barris's life in particular. Judging by all the wild things written about him over the years, it's difficult to know what to believe, or even take him seriously, and he probably prefers it that way. Barris, mercilessly accosted by assorted nutcases who will do anything to be on the title game show, depicts himself as tired, overworked, "mad at the world", and on the verge of a nervous breakdown. If all this was going on behind the scenes, he disguises it extremely well on TV what with his constant smiling, clapping his hands, hats pulled down over his face, and fumbled lines. Many speculated he was either drunk, or on drugs. Barris has denied all that, but one could never say he didn't know how to throw one helluva party!




"Once upon a time, Charles, The Gong Show was a symphony of entertainment, but now, The Gong Show is The Goon Show! Cheap jokes, filthy language... Jaye P. exposing herself, transvestites... adolescent girls giving, pardon the expression, head to Popsicles!" 



As for the show, viewers knew what they were getting, and it was free on television. The movie is much the same thing, if trashier; only here you were having to pay for it up on the big screen. This might be why "judges" gonged it at the box office. The comedy is all over the map, and as chaotic as the show with absolutely zero balance. The running gag (and it literally runs the duration of the entire movie) of Barris being approached, threatened, and mobbed by over-excited fans gets about as tired as Barris looks throughout. It's not a total gong'er, as some genuinely funny moments emerge, and the bulk of these are born out of the painful antics of Gong Show contestants -- a number of which raised a stir and were censored for one reason or another.

"Our next act is a big disappointment!"



One of the funniest bits is a flaccid rendition of 'Amazing Grace'; and while the man drones onward, Barris comes into the background on crutches. He then tosses them aside as if he's been healed, praise be to He, and summarily falls forward on his face.



There's also a singing dog, a man tied to a cross Christ-like indolently belting out Englebert Humperdinck's 'Please Release Me (Let Me Go)'; a man pouring a glass full of raw eggs down his pants; tap-dancing with roller skates on; more people singing badly; repeated offenses by The Unknown Comic; a little bit of Gene Gene the Dancing Machine leading into Jaye P. Morgan's infamous breast baring; and the equally notorious Popsicle sucking act where two young girls simulated fellatio with ice-cold treats on live television.



Sadly, we're denied the old clip of Paul Reubens being 'Suave and Debonaire' in his double song and dance number with John Paragon (The Breather on ELVIRA'S MOVIE MACABRE and Jambi on THE PEE WEE HERMAN SHOW); or any of Reubens' GONG appearances for that matter. Interestingly enough, Reubens would create his famous Pee Wee Herman character with the aid of his friend, Phil Hartman -- who has a small role here as a weird character (he can do a great Baryshnikov impersonation) in an airport openly holding a handgun behind an oblivious, and disinterested Barris. Both Hartman and Paragon joined Reubens as part of the cast of his PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE television series from the mid 1980s.



The Unknown Comic, alias Murray Langston, pops up periodically delivering dozens of dirty jokes; occasionally at the expense of Chuck Barris. Having worked with a lot of big comedy names prior to his GONG SHOW appearances, he made his name as the rapid fire jokester with the bag over his head on Barris's raunchy program. 



According to Langston, the whole 'bag on the head' schtick came by accident as he said he was embarrassed to be going from THE SONNY AND CHER show to doing THE GONG SHOW -- where people actors and comedians went when they needed money. It ended up being his big break. Langston, as The Unknown Comic eventually became the Farrah Fawcett of the poster world with a risque photo displaying his naked body with both a bag on his head, and on his penis. The lewd image cameos in the film over the Comics headboard. He also wrote and starred in Jackie Kong's hilarious, and vulgar NIGHT PATROL (1984).



This wild, out of control quasi-variety cum game show did have other stars surface from the muck of its generally gutter-level acts. Singer Cheryl Lynn, comedian Steve Martin, rock band Oingo Boingo, and Michael Winslow appeared on the Gong Show prior to making it big. The big prize for humiliating yourself on this precursor to AMERICA'S GOT TALENT and JACKASS was the grant total of $516.32. Still, everybody including the judges were having a ton of fun. And that may be where the movie fumbles -- it's rarely fun. The film itself is one big joke at Barris's expense. He's the butt of many jokes, taking it on the chin around every corner. You don't know whether to laugh or cry. 



"I think I just don't like to do The Gong Show any more. In fact, I HATE doing The Gong Show. Everybody thinks of me now as some kind of a clown, you know... buffoon, an idiot jumpin' around the damn stage like a damn fool. I'd just like to do something meaningful."



What's problematic with THE GONG SHOW MOVIE (1980) is it wants to be both funny and meaningful. It wants to show the frenzied nature of The Gong Show while detailing what Barris is seemingly going through while trying to hold both the show, and his sanity together. Perhaps that's why he frequently wore his array of hats pulled down over his face -- to hide his embarrassment. Still, to make his statement, there wasn't much choice but to throw everything at the screen to see what would stick. It's just an odd marriage of seriousness and slapstick camaraderie. In putting his frustration up on screen, Barris (who also co-wrote the film and composed the score) put his girlfriend (and later wife) Robin Altman, and his daughter Della in front of the camera, too.



Some of the in-film acts are right hilarious. The movie culminates in multiple song and dance numbers -- one of them in the desert when all of Barris's associates, friends and cohorts try to coerce him to return to his wild and wooly program. What follows this grand musical number set against Morocco's desert sands is a montage of gleeful offensiveness like 'The Vatican Rag', featuring a singing priest and three men in drag; two fat women called The Siamese Connection let rip their rendition of 'Love Will Keep Us Together'. Cue onslaught of Unknown Comic dirty jokes. Following that it's a man dressed like Dracula playing a banjo while hanging upside down, and a man who makes animal sounds with his ass just prior to blowing out a candle with a fart.




Other than The Gong Show, Chuck Barris was the mastermind behind such perennial favorites and forgotten gems like THE DATING GAME, THE $1.98 BEAUTY SHOW, THE NEWLYWED GAME and THREE'S A CROWD (not the mid 80s Three's Company spin-off). THE GONG SHOW will likely remain the series he's most closely associated with. 



At the time of THE GONG SHOW MOVIE's release, Barris hinted at a second movie (non-GONG related) that never materialized. His sole directorial effort has remained in obscurity since its theatrical release having yet to surface on any video or digital format. It's a quirky anomaly that's worth seeing at least once for curiosity seekers, and those who are fond of seeing people embarrass themselves. If you remember the show at all, or were even a fan, get your mallet ready, get it on, and bang a gong with this 89 minute theatrical sideshow from 1980.



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