Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia (1977) review
ILSA, THE TIGRESS OF SIBERIA 1977
Dyanne Thorne (Ilsa), Michel Rene Labelle (Andre Chicurin)
Directed by Jean Lefleur
The Short Version: The official second sequel to the splat-tastic ILSA, SHE WOLF. This outing again changes locations not once, but twice. It's two exploitation movies in one from the frozen Siberian tundra to a seedy prostitute ring in late 70's Montreal. Throw in Russian secret agents, dollops of sex and nudity and creative torture/ death scenes and you have a recipe for a worthy addition in the ILSA franchise.
***WARNING! This review contains images of sex, nudity and violence***
In 1953 at Gulag 14 on the frozen Siberian wasteland, Ilsa runs a brutal rehabilitation camp for political prisoners. Those who try to escape are tortured in a variety of ways, or fed to a man eating tiger. When Joseph Stalin is executed, the Ukranian General Zerov and his soldiers plan to attack the camp, but not before Ilsa and her comrades kill the captives and escape. One man survives; Andre Chicurin. Flash forward to Montreal in 1977, Chicurin is now a coach for a Soviet Hockey team. He soon discovers that Ilsa is alive and well and running a brothel named 'Aphrodite' in Canada. Meanwhile, a group of secret agents have their sights set on the vile female war criminal, but Chicurin wants his chance for revenge and Ilsa has unfinished business.
For this second official sequel, it's business as usual as Ilsa starts off much the same way as the other two only the location is different. Those who attempt escape, or fail to work hard are punished in gruelling ways. One poor soul has his head crushed into squishy pulp with a massive hammer. Another captive is pulled with rope under the ice and dragged below the icy depths to another pulley some distance away. Another man is fed to Sasha, the hungry tiger. Another scene finds two starving captives forced to partake in an arm wrestling match with chainsaws; the loser losing his hand in spectacularly gory fashion.
Once the film switches locales, the action changes to a sordid sexploitation opus with heavy spy overtones. General Zerov learns "the bitch is still alive" and sends heavily armed agents to kill Ilsa and destroy her prostitution ring, but she is ready for them. At this point, we get more creative death sequences. One man is tucked inside a large tank and dropped below a lake covered in ice. Another man is gruesomely sucked into a snow plow. Yet another is killed in a scene worthy of an Italian crime flick when Ilsa's cronies sneak into a hotel room and replace the water from a water bet with gasoline! Then there's a wild action finale wherein the remainder of the spies, decked out in white camouflage and brandishing machine guns, launch an all out attack on 'Aphrodite'.
New World Pictures picked this one up for distribution, but heavy censorship kept it from a reasonably wide release. It was released in the US on VHS tape through Charter Entertainment in its drastically cut form. In its complete version, it's quite gory and contains a gargantuanly gratuitous amount of sex and nudity. Anchor Bay were unable to secure the North American rights for this film from MGM(!!) when they released the first two and the non-ILSA Franco disaster to DVD in July of 2000. Like the other films, the score is mostly made up of library tracks and fans of Shaw Brothers kung fu movies will recognize several tracks used here.
Regarding the generous proliferation of flesh on display, Thorne shows off her voluptuous form more than the first two films combined; and that's not counting the other copious scenes of lesbianism and sexual shenanigans. Thorne's husband, Howard Maurer (they met on the set of HAREM KEEPER), plays one of Ilsa's lovers during the Russian prison camp segment of the film.
The character of Ilsa is slightly different from the previous pictures. She's depicted as possessing a more voracious sexual appetite this time. She's never seen bedding down just one man and she also indulges in some kinky bedroom antics as well involving whips and knee high black boots bearing spurs. She chooses her dual love slaves each night sometimes by having them fight over her resulting in the winners having her body for the evening. There's even a scene (when the action switches to Canada) where Ilsa is taking a shower in a stand up bath in front of all the men under her employ teasing them all as she slowly washes away the soap from her sultry frame.
One mainstay ported over from Don Edmonds two classicks is that Ilsa is obsessed with a particular man. In those movies, Ilsa's brutal wiles are tempered by the sexual charms of a particularly empowered male. In this film, Ilsa is hellbent on breaking a man's will. Failing to do so at Gulag 14 with electroshock treatment, Ilsa has new modern methods in a computerized machine that causes the patient to experience hallucinations of their worst fears. For Chicurin, his worst fear is to have his penis bitten off by Ilsa(!)
While the wild tone of Edmonds films are largely absent here, TIGRESS carves its identity with its own unique style. A sliver of the ghoulish wit of those movies emerges here and there. One moment occurs at the beginning when a group of prisoners are being taken to Gulag 14 which is signified by a frozen corpse tied to a tree with barbed wire pointing the way to the prison.
The ending, like the ending of ILSA, HAREM KEEPER OF THE OIL SHEIKS (1976), leaves an ambiguous ending as to the fate of Fraulein Ilsa. The final shot is ironic and striking. After breaking her ankle in a snowmobile accident, Ilsa is left for dead on the icy Canadian plains. She attempts to pay off Chicurin with her stash of money if he'll save her, but he turns and leaves her there to freeze to death. The last we see of the indomitable Ilsa is her burning all of her money in an effort to stay alive in the freezing cold as the sun slowly disappears below the horizon.
While it's a slightly lesser entry to its predecessors, TIGRESS is a worthy follow up and a hundred times better than the falsely connected Franco entry, WANDA, THE WICKED WARDEN (1977; retitled ILSA, THE WICKED WARDEN among other monikers). It's unfortunate the series didn't continue as I'd like to have seen something along the lines of ILSA, DRAGON LADY OF THE ORIENT. Can you imagine what the Shaw Brothers could have done with the franchise? Trash fans will definitely get their money's worth here. It's a crying shame we didn't get more adventures of the sex crazed Aryan wild woman with a body to die for in this, one of the most notorious exploitation film series' ever committed to celluloid.
This review is representative of the uncut Norwegian PAL region 0 DVD